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Need some crude Valentines ideas?💘

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Looking for a naughty Valentines card?😉

Perfect for someone who enjoys love served with a side of cheekiness. ❤️💔

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The perfect gift for anyone, for any occasion! 😜

*warning:* You may find some of these mugs relatable - don't cry about it.

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...when purchased with any other T shirt OR mug!👚 (All unisex fitting)

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Perfect for secret Santa or just for the banter? (hehe it rhymes).

You can also use code: 10OFF at checkout to get 10% OFF your first order!

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Save a further 10% on every second item you add to cart!🛒

Shop our collections now. Gift a giggle - Guaranteed to cause a smile!

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The classic!

There's a reason it's one of our best sellers!

Now what kind of people would we be, if we didn't have the 'ole faithful CUNT mug?

Check out our whole range of hilarious mugs!

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Dry Your eyes mate.

If only there was an equally offensive cloth of some kind to dry your nice new offensive mug. Oh hang on, there is!

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Be proud of who you are!

Why? Funny ain't it.

If you asked us what word has four letters, and a beautiful meaning, you may expect the answer to be L-O-V-E. Well, you're wrong😎

You know you want one, and they need one too!

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from 34 reviews
Mugs

Very easy to navigate through the website and making a purchase was very easy.

The quality of the item is good and will return to buy other products.

My favourite shop to purchase all silly and offensive items 😁

Shain
16th Birthday
16th Birthday
Cock

Good quality good laugh

Dafydd Mccarthy
COCK MUG
COCK MUG
I promise I’m not gay

I do need £20 tho

Dafydd Mccarthy
I'm not gay, but £20 is £20
I'm not gay, but £20 is £20
Cock

V good quality does what it says on the tin

Dafydd Mccarthy
COCK Tea Towel - BLACK
COCK Tea Towel - BLACK
Best Christmas jumper

Bought this for myself for Christmas, love the humour and got a few laughs and had to carry around a caution wet floor sign on my Xmas night out.

The jumper fitted great, quality was excellent. Very happy with the service from impressionable.

Ally
Well Hung - Christmas Jumper
Well Hung - Christmas Jumper
Great present

Bought this for a friend who works for the BBC, really hit him where it hurt. The t-shirt itself is a good fit and was good quality. Messaged for an update on the delivery and the staff couldn't have been more helpful.

Ally
NONCE - T shirt - Back Design
NONCE - T shirt - Back Design
Excellent gift

Bought these socks as a gift for my brother, awesome gift, got a laugh and was told they were quite comfy.

Ally
CUNT - Regular Socks
CUNT - Regular Socks
Amazing quality

Really happy with this. Amazing glossy print & hilarious addition to the office

G s
Be a Prick - Poster
Be a Prick - Poster
Great Customer Service

Sadly there was a problem when packing my item and the wrong item was sent, however my email was replied to within 10 minutes and a replacement is on the way.
Can’t fault the customer service. Thank you

Amanda
CUNT - Ankle Socks
CUNT - Ankle Socks
Best card out there

Great joke card for a friend who’s favourite work in C,…

Sheena Francis
MASSIVE CUNT - Blank Greeting Card
MASSIVE CUNT - Blank Greeting Card
Great mug

Great mug, especially ideal for those working with children.

Archie Dyer
Not allowed within 50m of schools
Not allowed within 50m of schools
Perfect

Perfect, Mrs loved it 👀

G s
I LOVE YOUr massive tits - Blank Greeting Card
I LOVE YOUr massive tits - Blank Greeting Card
Quality

Very good quality t shirt and get to see people giggling. I wear it in the gym and can always see people smiling 😂

L.M.
CUNT - T Shirt - Back Design
CUNT - T Shirt - Back Design
Cunt towel

It’s a tea towel with cunt written on it . It’s what I ordered . It’s the right color and it came on time. Now the other cunt has something to dry the plates with. Perfect ! 🤷🏾

Matthew Gascoyne
CUNT Tea towel - BLACK
CUNT Tea towel - BLACK
Brilliant

They got the message 😂😂😂

G s
MASSIVE CUNT - Blank Greeting Card
MASSIVE CUNT - Blank Greeting Card

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